Had Nike thought he was a soon-to-be legendary PG, the delicate little Rose would have committed suicide right on stage. Shit bro, it's Adidas. The only thing people like about Adidas is that it's an acronym for "All Day I Dream About Sex." And you're crying about being blessed to have your own shoe.
Heres the Quotes he was thinking but didn't say for why he was crying:
- "I'm scamming you kiddies broke ass parents out of $80 to get your ankle broken. Kobe got me. :(
- "If you can get someone to falsify your way through HS and College, you can make something of yourself too." [Follow me @TravisHouser]