Bill Simmons runs ESPN or ESPN is Sexist

Tony Kornheiser can't call a broad a 1970s whore but Bill Simmons can talk about how much he gets a big boner (most likely, 4.5 inches) watching Tony Romo botch snaps. I'm calling for Grantland to be shut down for 1-2 weekdays or a 30 for 30 on how Bill Simmons doesn't check grammar/spelling in his (I presume self-proclaimed quote) "neato Basketball book.".  Take a stand now, Disney/WorldWideLeader. [Follow me @TravisHouser]