Ryan Lochte is Pissing in the Olympics Swimming Pool

No shit Seacrest's most important researched question before the interview was "when does Lochte release fluids from his dick?" Top that off, listen how Lochte ends that interview: "Maybe you can show me around LA, Ryan." Not that there's anything wrong with that. This isn't breaking news. Everyone witnessed him get defeated by the pressure of the global spotlight. That's the difference between him and Phelps. Phelps always keeps a cool bladder. --- I guess the clothing company will be the next thing Lochte throws into the crapper. [Follow me @TravisHouser]