Thursday, August 23, 2012
Lance Armstrong Gives Up Dope, err, Gives Up Fighting Dope Charges
Lance, we get it. You don't have the balls to fight the charges.
[AP] - You can take his 7 Tour De Frances and all his bicycles away from him for a lifetime, but you can never prove he took steroids 12-15 years ago. At least he's still able to try and romance with hollywood stars with one testicle and his career as a "cameo actor in shitty comedy films". Will he be allowed to ride BMX bikes is the real question? [Follow me @TravisHouser]
Update: Lance Armstrong's Statement - "$500 Million"
Posted by Travis Houser at 9:11 PM