Bob Barker would never Allow Men to Contaminate the Showcase Showdowns, Damn You Drew Carey

You have got to think CBS wants Bob Barker dead for the publicity boost in ratings, right? It's Barker's Beauties, not Carey's Mary's. Only people who watch the show are the teenagers who overslept, called in sick to school and have morningwood after waking up at 10 am. Drew Carey and crew wants the kids to wake up to dudes showing off a jet ski?

Don't be gay. Barker's beauties are the modern day Rosie the Riveter. Even the grandma's who watch the game respect the history of Bob Barker sexually harrassing each one of them, paving the way for Amber "Jenny Swanson" Lancaster. Think about women's rights (Did this chauvinist just say that?) when you're interviewing Zoolander, Viacom. [Follow me @TravisHouser]