When Running in a Straight Line for the Olympics goes Wrong

USA is the Land of Systems, but yet they never plan for when their system fails. Reasons why card counters always get broken hands and Internet hackers always succeed. So the one time Track and Field finally comes up with the obvious cure to a uh-oh, you're damn right the participants are going to say of course lets do what we train all year for one more time. Oh wait, this happened in women's sports activities?

Someone give Allyson Felix a man card. Jeneba Tarmoh, I'm pretty positive I have the answer for why you didn't run: Menstruation. Get her a Menstruation card. [Follow me @TravisHouser]