Michelle Jenneke makes me excited, for the Olympics

This is what I've been talking about, ladies. To keep up with The G.O.A.T., you've got to have the looks, the attitude and the speed. This Australian hurdler just hurdled her way to a contender with a few hip shakes and hammy lunges. Brava. For fucking sake, I love Australia. Will establish a home there by the end of 2013. [Follow me @TravisHouser]

PS - Not enough of a wedgie. Damn you once again, Spandex.