2012 ESPN the Magazine wants you to Forget the SI Swimsuit Issue (Pics)

ESPN’s counter to the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue “Body” issue will hit newsstands this Friday but fortunately for us, they will be making an event out of it all week and posting a gallery of the "nude arts of sports" that will be featured in the magazine online. How fucking ESPN for the magazing to tag, "Bodies We Want" as the reason sports fans want to see these pictures. Derka derka, please. ESPN knows they're trying to be PG-13 Playboy (Disney-style), not trying to be artists.

You're Tebow damn right I will not be re-posting any of the nude dudes (except Gronk, of course) involved in the mag. Only the broads who think they are artistic to show off their booty and nip-less boobies. I have final judgement if her appearance is worthy of being even more viral. Man's game blog. [Follow me @TravisHouser]


Names to Expect to see Naked (Pending Judgement) this week:

• Ronda Rousey (MMA)
• Candace Parker (WNBA)
• Rob Gronkowski (NFL)
• Abby Wambach (soccer)
• Maya Gabiera (surfing)
• Danell Leyva (gymnastics)
• Carmelita Jeter (track)
• Daniela Hantuchova (WTA)
• Anna Tunnicliffe (sailing)
USA Volleyball Team:
• Stacy Sykora
• Alisha Glass
• Cynthia Barboza
• Megan Hodge
• Nellie Spicer
• Heather Bown

No names will be added next to the pics, since I want you to appreciate the art instead. [Follow me @TravisHouser]
















Ronda Rousey Naked Shoot Video













Update: Slip some shirtless Joe Rogan abs and pecs to give you a hard on if Gronk and the ladies didn't do the job correctly already.











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