Peyton Manning has no Neck, so the Colts decide to just Sever Ties with the Hall of Famer

The Indianapolis Colts will be holding a press conference Wednesday to announce that they have given up the fact that they are perennial playoff makers in order to keep $28 million in Jim Irsay's bank accounts. You can now expect Peyton Manning and his camp to release the next installment of videos, the "You Fucking Cheap Bigot Ass Bastard, Jim Irsay" video.

Peyton Manning: "You're going to be sorry."
Jim Irsay: "Hehe."



Peyton Manning to Andrew Luck next year: "Make sure you ask for loyalty, along with royalties, in your second contract." [Follow me @TravisHouser]