Lebron James vs. Lance Stephenson saves the 2012 NBA Playoffs

I'm trying very hard to get into the NBA playoffs like everyone else on Twitter, but the product on the court is awful. Weak-minded athletes failing in the clutch and coaches who don't know how to coach up. Then comes this Indiana Pacers - Miami Heat feud that I would have never predicted: Lance Stephenson vs. Lebron. Lebron on Saturday: "You guys are going to ask me about Lance Stephenson? I'm not even going to give him the time."

If Lebron is worthy of Nike swooshes all over him, he should drop 50 and throwing up the swoosh with his thumb and index finger all Game 4. Too bad he is Lebron and will fizzle like the King he is. D-Wade goes for 50 though? [Follow me @TravisHouser]

Jon Jones did not Enjoy Responsibly

Not much more detail other than the usual Bentley-pole DUI accident thing. Hopefully his BAC Level is higher than .80 or it will have no chance against the 84-inch reach UFC champion in their judicial fight. [Follow me @TravisHouser]

Chael Sonnen One and Dones 2012 Jim Rome Smack Off with Championship

Pinch-hit, walkoff. [Follow me @TravisHouser]

High School Writer blames "Coach's Bullshit" for his Lazy Stats Reporting

Hey bro, stats aren't for coaches, stats are for the writers and stat geeks like Jonah Hill to keep track of. Not one coach I've ever played for or watched ever drew a diagonal lines or filled in a half-box during a game. He's too busy make sure all the parents are happy that their kid got playing time so he doesn't get sued or fired. Don't call out the coach for your lathargic writing/reporting.

PS - Check the names of the players. It's softball. Obviously your school paper editor puts you at the bottom of the totem pole of writing. Quit life and go into celebrity or school gossip. [Follow me @TravisHouser]

Big Willie Style is finally Revealed

His mom is going to send him to Bel-Air again. [Follow me @TravisHouser]

Bro posts Audio Clip of Neighbors having Sex too damn Loud

Due to anonymity, how pissed would you be to be the guy plowing the vocal chords off his chick? Guy probably just had the perfect lay and it became viral due to his neighbor's leakage skills, then he realizes that his name isn't even apart of the whole event. I'd take credit for the plow job, but the only fat chicks scream loud like that. [Follow me @TravisHouser]

You Can Not Spell Miami without MIA

That may be the most approiate hat in sports history. Lebron James should be wearing that every single day and night of his life. I hope on the back of that hat it says, "Not 1." [Follow me @TravisHouser]

Boxing Coach Eric Kelly is all that Boxing has now

That is more abuse than any Boxer has taken in a fight since the Mike Tyson days. This man is too good for one of those thousands of Boxing belts. Platinum status. [Follow me @TravisHouser]