Jeff Kent Four Finger Handshake will be a Thing Now

According to Jeff Kent: If you are a man, you get a five finger firm palm. If you aren't a man, you get a four finger pistol. Barry Bonds always wondered where Jeff's index finger was hiding in all the Giants' post-game victory line. [Follow me @TravisHouser]

John Clayton Protests the NFL by wearing Reebok post-Debacle

Just got done with my 8 reps, 2.5 sets of benching 80 pounds and now I have ESPN execs asking for my insight into the play that finally got Roger Goodell fucked. They asked if I wanted to change, but you know me, ROCK N ROLL. [Follow me @TravisHouser]

Roger Goodell saved $50 Million for an Extra Week to witness the worst play call in NFL History

Just like those George W. billboards, I expect every NFL town to have a Paul Tagliabue "Miss Me Yet" poster next to the stadium. I take to my patented fake RT of a sports person to get a description of what happened: RT @NFLCommish :( [Follow me @TravisHouser]

Greatest 8th Grade Football Photo of All-Time

6'7, 225 pound Isaiah Stokes is now a legend. Look at the difference in legs/arms/helmet size. [Follow me @TravisHouser]

PS - Lil squirt (only by age) looks uncoachable. WHY YOU TRYING TO TACKLE THE KID WITHOUT THE BALL?

Top College Gameday Signs of 2012: Week 4

Flordia State is back. This must mean Jenn Sterger is present (Brett Favre call ESPN to be the guest picker?) in a cowgirl hat, coaches are screaming dadgum 10x a week and star talent is getting away with petty crimes, right? I was raised to not make fun of the mentally challenged fans who favorite movie must be "The Waterboy" or just any Happy Madison Production.

On a tragic note: The streak of Corso twiddling with a dog is no mas. But there is a chance that Herbie fondles an Indian. [Follow me @TravisHouser]

MTV Challenges: Battle of the Seasons Premier was Rigged but oh so GLORIOUS

Bunim/Murray Production always wins. With the 6th sport, Big Brother, coming to an end, time to move on from my mental strength to my actual physical/testosterone strength and jock-ular nature as a athletic, chauvinistic, lonely drunk asshole with The Challenge.